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mistress-of-all-wanderlust:

This message brought to you by Princess Ariel

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rebagled:

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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charminglyantiquated:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

that’s both concerning and comforting

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meatbicyclevevo:

mocking-scoutandjem:

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall

how did you throw your head it’s connected to you

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

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daiyeh:

itsaskpeightonuniverse:

daiyeh:

whats rly cool is that 7th graders are terrified of me

I’m in 7th and I’m not afraid of you asshole

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peacelovefairytales:

This was the most upsetting scene for me in the whole season. Seeing how the prison administration threw Jimmy, a senile old woman, out on the street and left her to fend for herself, while disguising it as an act of mercy, is so fucked up. And the ones who care can’t do anything. I watched this scene over and over again with tears in my eyes; her cries for “Roberta” broke my heart and I’m just fucking sad.

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sweetlukey:

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berrykillings:

Remember when Nickelodeon had a song about sexual harassment

Never forget

"You asked me what my sign was and I told you it was STOP"

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fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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